Have you ever noticed? Some people are just not right in the head. 
* Catching Snowflakes, Photo courtesy of Corbis.com
Of course, by "not right in the head", I mean they don't view the world the same way I do.
And over the years I've discovered.. there's a lot of them.
There is no doubt in my mind that the young lady in this picture is -- at least temporarily-- insane.
And probably.. not very bright.
Completely out of touch with REALITY. (aka "nuts"/"bonkers"/"cuckoo")
It is perfectly obvious that this person has chosen to ignore the FACTS.
* Snow is the cause of fatal highway accidents.
* Snow requires strenuous exertion to shovel (or plow) out of your way. Which can waste hours of your precious time.
* Snow cost us $ millions a year in salt and Highway Maintenance crews and specialized snow removal equipment.
* Snow and ice interferes with commerce.
* Has she ever had to put chains on her tires???!!!???
* Snow buries people alive and kills them in sneak avalanche attacks.
* Snow is wet and it is dang cold! Frostbite cold.
Yes. In my view, snow should be outlawed. Feared and Respected.
Look at that picture again, will you? You agree with me.. right? Nuts?
Tip of the day: Let's "get right" today, people. Let's not be like this young lady. Let's all start becoming more in tune with the FACTS of this planet we live on.
Step 1: Watch the infotainment (oops.. I meant "News") religiously. I don't mean just the Evening news.. or the "Top of the Hour" news headlines. I mean, start your day with the news; eat your lunch to the news; and eat your dinner to the evening news.
Then watch the World News. The 10 o'clock news, and the 11 o'clock news. You have a lot of catching up to do.
(In a pinch, such as a power outage, you can read a "newspaper".. but choose one that has lots of pictures.)
Step 2: Reprogram your car's radio preset buttons. Get rid of the music, and start listening to NPR, at least one all-news-all-the-time station, and both a left, and a right-wing talk radio station (one for even numbered days, the other for odd).
Step 3: Frown and avoid eye contact everywhere you go. This shows the world that you are a sane and responsible person. And it's infectious. You can help others become sane and responsible with a really professional frown.
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